Fun Feculence

the shit I shat hit the water
like a downwards mortar

it created a wave so enormously big
it was unexpected for a shit the size of a fig

then my ass was all soaking wet
and I was still somewhat comfortable yet

I shat another grandiose shit
this time it was the size of a brick

it hit the water like an atomic bomb
splashing the water nearly into my anal womb

I was now uncomfortable from the fact that,
when i looked down the closet, the two disproportional shits I shat,
were looking like a man with a tiny little hat!

so I stood up in front of the toilet and zipped my pants
and for a surprise, I felt in my legs, millions of swarming little ants

with my dead legs, my soaked arse and the little hatted man
I decided, next time, to eat cereal with a little less bran..

Dido the Reprimander

Valleys inhabit the face of Dido.

The ridges flex and crumble as she trots.

Along the infinite grounds,

of ACI

A step quakes the surrounding students,

A look fears, a frown tears, a smile denigrates,

To her we're all rats of consequence;

Future connections to her LinkedIn page.

Dido is neither satirical when she describes her

Arbitrary and partial rule as "helpful"

nor her conscience is crowded when she crowds the list

of listless students with pouts direful

She is Dido, and the problem is, she exists.

Nork Nirk

Ideas and Black Holes

"One must not forget that every idea is a universe. One must also not forget that every universe has black holes."

Some People

"Some people are just like a Higgs boson. They can explain an awful lot but they're awfully hard to discover."