the shit I shat hit the water
like a downwards mortar
it created a wave so enormously big
it was unexpected for a shit the size of a fig
then my ass was all soaking wet
and I was still somewhat comfortable yet
I shat another grandiose shit
this time it was the size of a brick
it hit the water like an atomic bomb
splashing the water nearly into my anal womb
I was now uncomfortable from the fact that,
when i looked down the closet, the two disproportional shits I shat,
were looking like a man with a tiny little hat!
so I stood up in front of the toilet and zipped my pants
and for a surprise, I felt in my legs, millions of swarming little ants
with my dead legs, my soaked arse and the little hatted man
I decided, next time, to eat cereal with a little less bran..
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Dido the Reprimander
Valleys inhabit the face of
Dido.
The ridges flex and crumble
as she trots.
Along the infinite grounds,
of ACI
A step quakes the
surrounding students,
A look fears, a frown tears,
a smile denigrates,
To her we're all rats of
consequence;
Future connections to her
LinkedIn page.
Dido is neither satirical
when she describes her
Arbitrary and partial rule as "helpful"
nor her conscience is
crowded when she crowds the list
of listless students with
pouts direful
She is Dido, and the problem
is, she exists.
Friday, January 3, 2014
Ideas and Black Holes
"One must not forget that every idea is a universe. One must also not forget that every universe has black holes."
Some People
"Some people are just like a Higgs boson. They can explain an awful lot but they're awfully hard to discover."
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